Total Medals Earned: 768 (From 149 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,245 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (85/410 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (115/165 points)
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/160 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (30/205 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/155 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
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Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Have 500 total points
Get a highscore of 150
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Find the secret button
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat the game in under 10 minutes
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Beat the game in under 1 minute
Collect your first key card
Get a kill with a sniper rifle
Get killed by a sawblade
Kill a helish microwave
Gain level 9 access clearance
Finish any level under 30 seconds
Click this button for even more fun!
Beat all 10 levels.
buy the "cool glasses"
buy the "sick hat"
buy the skateboard
watch the sunset
